FUCKING WHY THOUGH
Because apparently white people can’t cook anything without a kitchen gizmo. At least, that’s what i’ve learned from InfoMercials.
I didn’t want to believe this existed. Then I found it.
in the mother
they do know you can microwave an egg, right
what the actual, entire fuck.
Fried eggs are just wrong in any form really.
And this is where I reveal that while I will eat poached eggs, hard boiled and soft boiled eggs, I do not eat fried eggs at all, omelettes cooked by anyone other than my godmother and scrambled eggs not cooked by myself.